"Panthers Are Just Black Leopards".

On last night's zombie trip I sat across the aisle from a very drunk college kid. He passed out before we even started rolling, not very noteworthy.

About 45 minutes into the trip he jumps up wide awake and starts yelling something at me. I take off my headphones, but it's kinda fun watching him yell and not hearing him. He frantically asks me "have we passed the Delaware Water Gap stop!" I tell him "no we're still in Jersey". He calms down and I tell him we're almost at Panther Valley. (my stop).

Right before he nods back off he proclaims to me "panthers are just black leopards". That's the end of our exchange.