Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The 9pm bus going home. The WTF is in full mutha F-ing effect!

White Trash Family.

The old man has no teeth about mid 30's a gimp arm and has some feral speach pattern from when he was raised by his original wolf family. Ma has the most amazing 4 pack a day camel unfiltered rasp of a voice. She makes Tom Waits sound like Liberace. The Kid, a little girl about 4 years old that looks like the mute kid from Road Warrior.

Ma & Pa are busy loading the duct-taped luggage in the storage in the belly of the chariot when the kid runs up the stairs, into the unoccupided drivers seat and starts yanking on the steering wheel. This is all happening as the bus is idling and the driver is outside the bus collecting tickets. The oblivious Whiskey Tango parents finally realize the kid is missing and start screaming "who stole our baby".

A creepy business man with a toupe saves the day and grabs the varmint out of the driver seat. Ma & Pa berate Mr. Toupe and then realize he was a hero, so they start hollering at the kid.

Family Values, god bless this great nation of ours.

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